HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
"Don't worry," James said to his friend seated next to him
as he drove right through a red light at a big city
intersection. "My brother Dean does it all the time, and he
never gets caught."
Coming upon another red light at the next intersection,
James again went speeding right through.
"Don't worry," James assured his now terror-stricken friend,
"Like I said, Dean does this every day, and nothing ever
happens to him."
At the next intersection the light was green. James stomped
on the brakes and the car skidded to a complete stop inches
in front of the stop line.
"W..wh..why d..do..do you run through all the red lights and
stop when we come to a green light?" his friend asked,
thinking seriously about bailing out.
"I'm always afraid that Dean might be coming through."
Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put
darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter
for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Woe unto them that are wise
in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!
Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of
strength to mingle strong drink: Which justify the wicked
for reward, and take away the righteousness of the righteous
from him!
Therefore as the fire devoureth the stubble, and the flame
consumeth the chaff, so their root shall be as rottenness,
and their blossom shall go up as dust: because they have
cast away the law of the LORD of hosts, and despised the
word of the Holy One of Israel. -Isaiah 5:20
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