HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked, while folding
the items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman began
fumbling for her wallet the cashier noticed a remote control
for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.
"No," the woman replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the best way to get
back at him."
For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father
will also forgive you: but if ye forgive not men their
trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your
trespasses. -Matthew 6:14 Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day in your email automatically!
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