HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
The customer was continually bothering the waiter in the
restaurant. First, he'd ask that the air conditioning be
turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned
down because he was too cold, and so on for about half
an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and
forth and never once getting angry. Finally, a second
customer asked why they didn't just throw out the man.
"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't
even have an air conditioner."
How do you respond to contentious people?
Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of
another, love as brethren, be pitiful, be courteous: not
rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but
contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called,
that ye should inherit a blessing.
For he that will love life, and see good days, let him
refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak
no guile: let him eschew evil, and do good; let him seek
peace, and ensue it.
For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his
ears are open unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord
is against them that do evil. -I Peter 3:8
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