HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
In a country home that seldom had guests, the young son was
eager to help his mother serve dinner and make a good
impression after his father appeared with two guests from
the office.
When the dinner was nearly over, the boy went to the kitchen
and proudly carried in the first piece of apple pie, giving
it to his father, who passed it to a guest. Then the boy
came in with a second piece of pie and again watched his
father give it to a guest.
This was too much for the boy, and he responded by blurting
out, "It's no use Dad. The pieces are all the same size."
Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in
lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than
themselves. Look not every man on his own things, but every
man also on the things of others. Philippians 2:3 Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day in your email automatically!
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