HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Have you heard about the man who went to the bookstore?

"Please, could you tell me where the Self Help section is?" he asked the salesclerk.

The clerk replied... "Don't you think if I tell you where the Self Help section is, it would defeat the purpose?" **********************************************************

Are you "self-made?" Words from the old prophet Daniel may interest you...

During the night the mystery was revealed to Daniel in a vision. Then Daniel praised the God of heaven and said:

"Praise be to the name of God for ever and ever; wisdom and power are his. He changes times and seasons; he sets up kings and deposes them. He gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to the discerning.

He reveals deep and hidden things; he knows what lies in darkness, and light dwells with him. I thank and praise you, O God of my fathers: You have given me wisdom and power." -Daniel 2:19