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Timmy was a little five year old boy that his Mom loved very
much and, being a worrier, she was concerned about him
walking to school all by himself when he started
kindergarten. She walked him to school the first few days,
but one day he came home and asked if he could walk by
himself. He wanted to be like the "big boys."
Not wanting to disappoint him, she decided to allow him to
walk without her, via plan B (which consisted of recruiting
a neighbor, Mrs. Goodnest, to repetitiously follow him to
school, at a distance far enough behind him that he would
not likely notice he was being followed, but close enough to
keep a watch on him).
Mrs. Goodnest was agreeable, since she was up early with her
own toddler anyway, and it would be a good way for them to
get some exercise. So, the very next school day Mrs.
Goodnest and her little girl, Marcy, set out to follow
behind Timmy as he walked to school. Timmy was accompanied
by another neighbor boy he knew.
As the boys walked to school each day, chatting, and kicking
stones and twigs, the little friend of Timmy began to notice
that a lady seemed to be following them every day.
"Have you noticed that lady following us all week? Do you
know her?" he asked Timmy.
"Yea, I know who she is," Timmy replied
"Well who is she?"
"That's just Shirley Goodnest," Timmy said.
"Shirley Goodnest? Who the is she? Why is she following us?"
"Well," Timmy explained, "Every night Mom makes me say the
23rd Psalm in my prayers 'cuz she worries about me so much.
And in it the Psalm says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall
follow me all the days of my life,' so I guess I'll just
have to get used to it."
The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to
lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of
righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no
evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they
comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence
of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my
life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.
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