I hope you like quizzes, because I've got a good one for you today!

1. What is 5 divided by 1/2 plus 3?

2. I have two coins making 55 cents but one is not a nickel. How can that be?

3. Why are 1977 dollars worth more than 1976 dollars?

4. What word in the English language does nearly everyone pronounce incorrectly?

5. In the United States, is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

6. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

7. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

8. Which is correct: eight and eight IS fifteen or eight and eight ARE fifteen?

9. A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung at the surface of the water. There is one foot between rungs and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long until three rungs are covered?

10. Mr. and Mrs. Smith have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

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To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding; to receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity; to give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.

A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels: to understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction. -Proverbs 1:2

Quiz Answers...

1. 13, because 5 divided by .5 = 10 + 3 = 13

2. Only one is not a nickel, because it is a 50 cent piece. The other is a nickel.

3. Because $1977.00 is more than $1976.00.

4. The word 'incorrectly'.

5. No. If he has a widow, then the man is dead and cannot marry anyone.

6. There is no dirt in a hole.

7. All the months.

8. Neither. Eight and eight equals SIXTEEN.

9. The rungs will never be covered because the boat rises with the tide.

10. 9 family members total. 6 daughters, 1 brother, Mr. Smith and Mrs. Smith

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