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Mr. Smith was terribly overweight, so his doctor placed him
on a strict diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see
you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds," his doctor
promised.
When Mr. Smith returned he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
Mr. Smith nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was
going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"Why, from hunger?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."
Did you know God is giving you instructions?
I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou
shalt go: I will guide thee with mine eye. Be ye not as the
horse, or as the mule, which have no understanding: whose
mouth must be held in with bit and bridle, lest they come
near unto thee.
Many sorrows shall be to the wicked: but he that trusteth in
the LORD, mercy shall compass him about. Be glad in the
LORD, and rejoice, ye righteous: and shout for joy, all ye
that are upright in heart. -Psalms 32:8
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