HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Everyday when a certain individual I used to know walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.

Finally, this certain individual decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and also take up some self-defense classes to be better prepared for these unfortunate incidents. So, he joined a karate class and was soon doing very well in the procedures of self-defense.

One day, on the way home from work, this certain individual decided to take his old route home to get some revenge. Soon he came upon the three nasty men again. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.

However, the next afternoon he showed up at his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip.

His instructor, shocked at his physical condition, asked him what happened.

"Well," explained this certain individual, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!" **********************************************************

There is no wisdom nor understanding nor counsel against the LORD. The horse is prepared against the day of battle: but safety is of the LORD... A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself: but the simple pass on, and are punished. -Proverbs 21:30, 22:3