HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one
little boy in her class, so she decided to use an
illustration.
"If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and
you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what
would you have?"
"Somebody else's pants."
Spiritually speaking, whose clothes are you wearing?
Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed
with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace
to the humble.
Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God,
that he may exalt you in due time: casting all your care
upon him; for he careth for you. -1 Peter 5:5
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