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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESA pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church. On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an object lesson on industry and preparation. He started out by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The children nodded eagerly. "This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..." No hands went up. "And it is gray (pause) and has a long bushy tail (pause)..." The children were looking at each other, but still no hands raised. "And it jumps from branch to branch (pause) and chatters and flips its tail when it's excited (pause)..." Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The
pastor breathed a sigh of relief and called on him. "Well,"
said the boy, "I *know* the answer must be Jesus ... but it
sure sounds like a squirrel to me!"  A man hath joy by the answer of his mouth: and a word spoken in due season, how good is it! -Proverbs 15:23 in your email automatically! ********************************************************** |