HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A pastor was giving the children's message during church.
For this part of the service, he would gather all the
children around him and give a brief lesson before
dismissing them for children's church. On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an
object lesson on industry and preparation. He started out by
saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I want you to
raise your hand when you know what it is." The children
nodded eagerly. "This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..."
No hands went up. "And it is gray (pause) and has a long
bushy tail (pause)..." The children were looking at each
other, but still no hands raised. "And it jumps from branch
to branch (pause) and chatters and flips its tail when it's
excited (pause)..." Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The
pastor breathed a sigh of relief and called on him. "Well,"
said the boy, "I *know* the answer must be Jesus ... but it
sure sounds like a squirrel to me!"
A man hath joy by the answer of his mouth: and a word spoken
in due season, how good is it! -Proverbs 15:23 Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day in your email automatically!
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