HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A man is walking down a country road when he spots a farmer
standing in the middle of a huge field of grass, doing
absolutely nothing. The man, curious to find out what's
happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him,
"Excuse me farmer, could you tell me what you are you doing?"
"I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize," the farmer replies.
"A Nobel Prize?" asks the man, puzzled. "How?"
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are
out standing in their field."
What do you attempt for honor or fame? Who's honor counts
most in your life?
And ye will not come to me, that ye might have life. I
receive not honour from men. But I know you, that ye have
not the love of God in you.
I am come in my Father's name, and ye receive me not: if
another shall come in his own name, him ye will receive. How
can ye believe, which receive honour one of another, and
seek not the honour that cometh from God only?
Do not think that I will accuse you to the Father: there is
one that accuseth you, even Moses, in whom ye trust. For had
ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote
of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye
believe my words? -John 5:40
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