HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
When John returned to the house one evening, his wife Julie
announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had
stolen two towels.
"Yeah," said John, very disinterested, as he reclined on the
sofa. "That wasn't very nice of her to do."
"You're exactly right it wasn't," Julie replied.
"And they were the best two towels we had... you know, those
two we got from the Hilton Hotel while we were on vacation."
For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your
faults, ye shall take it patiently? but if, when ye do well,
and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable
with God.
For even hereunto were ye called: because Christ also
suffered for us, leaving us an example, that ye should
follow his steps: who did no sin, neither was guile found in
his mouth: who, when he was reviled, reviled not again; when
he suffered, he threatened not; but committed himself to him
that judgeth righteously: who his own self bare our sins in
his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins,
should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were
healed.
For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto
the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls. -I Peter 2:20
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