HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some
advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the
long line that had formed in front of the store by 8:30 am,
the store's opening time.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to
be pushed back, amid loud complaints. On the man's second
attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, & knocked around
a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again.
As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the
end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more
time, I'm not opening the store!"
How do you react to life's obstacles?
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is
tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord
hath promised to them that love him. Let no man say when he
is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted
with evil, neither tempteth he any man: but every man is
tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed.
Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and
sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death. Do not err,
my beloved brethren. Every good gift and every perfect gift
is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights,
with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.
Of his own will begat he us with the word of truth, that we
should be a kind of firstfruits of his creatures. Wherefore,
my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to
speak, slow to wrath: for the wrath of man worketh not the
righteousness of God. -James 1:12
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