HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Snow had been falling for hours onto the university campus
when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the
students who are parked on University Drive please move
their cars so that we may begin snow plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will
the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please
return to class."
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God,
and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of
man. For God shall bring every work into judgment, with
every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be
evil. -Ecclesiastes 12:13 Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day in your email automatically!
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