HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
On one particularly cheerful and sunny day a father was
enjoying a sweet glass of lemonade, while comfortably
reclined in his lawn chair reading the newspaper, when his
son came up to him.
"Dad, will you take me to the zoo today?"
"No," his father replied, thinking mostly of the news
article he was reading, "If they want you, they can come and
get you."
In your youth, does your behavior reflect that of Paul's
admonition to Timothy?
Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the
believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit,
in faith, in purity. Till I come, give attendance to
reading, to exhortation, to doctrine.
Neglect not the gift that is in thee, which was given thee
by prophecy, with the laying on of the hands of the
presbytery. Meditate upon these things; give thyself wholly
to them; that thy profiting may appear to all. Take heed
unto thyself, and unto the doctrine; continue in them: for
in doing this thou shalt both save thyself, and them that
hear thee. -1 Timothy 4:12
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