HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES


A jogger, running down a country road in Texas, is startled to hear a horse yell out to him, "Hey, you! Come over here!"

Stunned, the jogger runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Are you talking to me?"

"I sure am" the horse replies, "listen-I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago, but then this farmer bought me, and now all I do is pull a plow. I'm sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me? I'll make you some real money, because I can still run."

Upon hearing that this horse can actually speak, dollar signs begin to go off in the jogger's head. Quickly he runs up to the farmhouse, where he finds the old farmer sitting on the porch.

"Say, dear farmer, I'll give you $5,000 for that old, broken-down nag you've got out in the field," the jogger says.

"Son, I know what you are thinking, but you can't believe everything you hear..." replies the farmer. "That horse has never even been to Kentucky!"


Are you neglecting gifts given to you by God to pursue something outside of his design for you?

As every man hath received the gift, even so minister the same one to another, as good stewards of the manifold grace of God. If any man speak, let him speak as the oracles of God; if any man minister, let him do it as of the ability which God giveth: that God in all things may be glorified through Jesus Christ, to whom be praise and dominion for ever and ever. Amen. -I Peter 4:10


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