HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A Texas millionaire became very ill. Countless doctors were
consulted, but none seemed to understand what ailed him. The
millionaire, desperate for a cure, let it be known that any
doctor who could heal him could have whatever he desired.
After only a week's stay, a small country doctor was able to
cure him.
"Doc!" said the Texan to the doctor, "I am a man of my word.
You name whatever you would like, and if it is humanly
possible I'll get it for you."
"Well," said the doctor, "I love to play golf, so if I could
have a matching set of golf clubs that would be fine."
The doctor didn't hear from the Texas millionaire for
several months. But then one day he got a phone call...
"Doc! I bet you thought that I had forgotten you! However, I
am a man of my word, and I have your matching set of golf
clubs. The reason it took so long is that two of them didn't
have swimming pools and I didn't think they were good enough
for you. So I've had pools installed and they're all ready
for you now!"
For this cause I bow my knees unto the Father of our Lord
Jesus Christ, of whom the whole family in heaven and earth
is named, that he would grant you, according to the riches
of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in
the inner man; that Christ may dwell in your hearts by
faith; that ye, being rooted and grounded in love, may be
able to comprehend with all saints what is the breadth, and
length, and depth, and height; and to know the love of
Christ, which passeth knowledge, that ye might be filled
with all the fulness of God.
Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above
all that we ask or think, according to the power that
worketh in us, unto him be glory in the church by Christ
Jesus throughout all ages, world without end.
Amen. -Ephesians 3:14
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