Delighted by the gift she had received, the lady spoke warmly to the boy delivering it to her: "At church tomorrow, I'll thank your mother for this lovely pie, but in the meantime, you tell her I really appreciate it!"

"If you don't mind, Ma'am," the boy suggested nervously, "Would you thank her for two pies?"

Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another; not slothful in business; fervent in spirit; serving the Lord; rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer; distributing to the necessity of saints; given to hospitality.

Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not. Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep with them that weep. Be of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits. recompense to no man evil for evil. Provide things honest in the sight of all men. -Romans 12:9

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