HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the
difference between right and wrong. "All right children,
let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get
into a man's pocket and take his billfold with all his
money, what would I be?"
One student confidently raised his hand, and with a smile he
blurted out, "You'd be his wife!"
Do you properly classify wrongdoing?
Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put
darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter
for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Woe unto them that are wise
in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!
Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of
strength to mingle strong drink: which justify the wicked
for reward, and take away the righteousness of the righteous
from him!
Therefore as the fire devoureth the stubble, and the flame
consumeth the chaff, so their root shall be as rottenness,
and their blossom shall go up as dust: because they have
cast away the law of the LORD of hosts, and despised the
word of the Holy One of Israel. -Isaiah 5:20
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