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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESA Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his billfold with all his money, what would I be?" One student confidently raised his hand, and with a smile he
blurted out, "You'd be his wife!"  Do you properly classify wrongdoing? Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight! Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drink: which justify the wicked for reward, and take away the righteousness of the righteous from him! Therefore as the fire devoureth the stubble, and the flame
consumeth the chaff, so their root shall be as rottenness,
and their blossom shall go up as dust: because they have
cast away the law of the LORD of hosts, and despised the
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