HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Two elderly women were trying on shoes in a shoe store. When
the shoe salesman slipped a shoe onto one woman's foot, the
end of his tie got caught beneath her heel.
Unaware of the salesman's predicament, the lady stood up and
started toward the mirror. For a few seconds, the salesman
found himself crawling along the floor beside her, trying to
catch her attention.
"Look, Martha," her friend said. "he wants to go home
with you!"
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Are you stuck together with Christ?
Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall
tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or
nakedness, or peril, or sword? As it is written, For thy
sake we are killed all the day long; we are accounted as
sheep for the slaughter. Nay, in all these things we are
more than conquerors through him that loved us.
For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor
angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present,
nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other
creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God,
which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. -Romans 8:35
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