HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Two elderly women were trying on shoes in a shoe store. When the shoe salesman slipped a shoe onto one woman's foot, the end of his tie got caught beneath her heel.

Unaware of the salesman's predicament, the lady stood up and started toward the mirror. For a few seconds, the salesman found himself crawling along the floor beside her, trying to catch her attention.

"Look, Martha," her friend said. "he wants to go home with you!" **********************************************************

Are you stuck together with Christ?

Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword? As it is written, For thy sake we are killed all the day long; we are accounted as sheep for the slaughter. Nay, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us.

For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. -Romans 8:35