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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESThree engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer. They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective seats, but the three engineers all crammed into a rest room and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, "Ticket, please". The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was a quite clever idea. So, after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to ride without a ticket?" asked one of the perplexed accountants. "Watch and you'll see", answered an engineer. When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed
into a restroom and the three engineers crammed into another
one nearby. The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of
the engineers left his restroom and walked over to the
restroom where the accountants were hiding. He knocked on
the door and said, "Ticket, please."  Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting. -Galations 6:7 in your email automatically! ********************************************************** |