HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
An elephant was drinking out of a pond one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. Without warning, he
strolled over and flicked it clear out of sight with his
trunk.
"What did you do that for?" asked a passing aardvark.
"Because I recognized it... It's the same turtle that took a
nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory!" exclaimed the aardvark.
"Yes," said the elephant. "Turtle recall."
Can you recall past offenses committed against you?
Brethren, I count not myself to have apprehended: but this
one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind,
and reaching forth unto those things which are before, I
press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of
God in Christ Jesus.
Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and
if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal
even this unto you. -Philippians 3:13
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