HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

An old pastor stood in his pulpit addressing the congregation about the drought that had lasted for at least 8 months. Filled with faith, he told the congregation that they would gather for a special night of prayer.

"Folks, tonight we are going to pray for rain. Come prepared to see God answer."

That night, as everyone assembled, the old pastor stood and asked a simple question.

"Folks, where are your umbrella's?"

And when Jesus departed thence, two blind men followed him, crying, and saying, "Thou Son of David, have mercy on us." And when he was come into the house, the blind men came to him: and Jesus saith unto them, "Believe ye that I am able to do this?" They said unto him, "Yea, Lord." Then touched he their eyes, saying, "According to your faith be it unto you." And their eyes were opened. -Matthew 9:27