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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESAn old pastor stood in his pulpit addressing the congregation about the drought that had lasted for at least 8 months. Filled with faith, he told the congregation that they would gather for a special night of prayer. "Folks, tonight we are going to pray for rain. Come prepared to see God answer." That night, as everyone assembled, the old pastor stood and asked a simple question. "Folks, where are your umbrella's?"  How much faith do you have? And when Jesus departed thence, two blind men followed him,
crying, and saying, "Thou Son of David, have mercy on us."
And when he was come into the house, the blind men came to
him: and Jesus saith unto them, "Believe ye that I am able
to do this?" They said unto him, "Yea, Lord." Then touched
he their eyes, saying, "According to your faith be it unto
you." And their eyes were opened. -Matthew 9:27 in your email automatically! ********************************************************** |