A man I once knew was in the habit of carrying an umbrella wherever he went. When, (unfortunately) his last good umbrella broke, he decided to take all of the umbrella's he owned in to a shop to have them repaired.

On the bus returning home from the shop he accidentally picked up the umbrella of the woman sitting next to him, purely out of habit.

"Stop, thief!" she immediately cried.

He quickly surrendered the umbrella and got off the bus much embarrassed. The next week, when he was returning from the shop with his pile of repaired umbrellas, he got on a bus and just so happened to sit down right next to the very same woman.

She gave him an icy stare and said, "Had a good day, huh?"

Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.

There is one lawgiver, who is able to save and to destroy: who art thou that judgest another? -James 4:11

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