HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Have you heard about the dinner speaker who was in such a
hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat
down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had
forgotten his false teeth?
"Oh, no" he said, turning to the man next to him, "I forgot
my teeth."
"Don't worry," the man replied, reaching into his pocket and
pulling out a pair of false teeth, "Try these."
The speaker tried them. "They're too loose," he said.
"Here, I have another pair - try these."
"Too tight," the speaker said after trying them out.
The hospitable man was not taken back at all.
"Well, I have one more pair-why don't you try them?"
"Why, these fit perfectly," The speaker said, with
much relief.
With that he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the
dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to talk with
the man who had helped him.
"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your
office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "Oh, I'm not a dentist. I'm an undertaker."
What things can you give to help others?
Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed
down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give
into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete
withal it shall be measured to you again. -Luke 6:38
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