HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription
in the usual doctor's fashion?
The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass.
Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once into
Yankee Stadium.
It came in handy as a letter from his employer to the
cashier to increase his salary.
And to top it off, his daughter played it on the piano and
won a scholarship to the Curtis Music Conservatory.
How well do you communicate?
Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but
that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may
minister grace unto the hearers. And grieve not the holy
Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of
redemption.
Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and
evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: and be
ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another,
even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.
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