HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
One weekend a friend, also a nurse, was looking after her
six-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground slide and
hit his head. Worried that he might have a concussion, she
checked him all night. Every hour, she'd gently shake him
and ask, "What's your name?"
Soon, he began moaning in protest each time she entered the
room. When she went in at 5 A.M., she found something white
on his forehead. Leaning close, she saw a crayon-scrawled
message taped to his forehead. It read, "My name is Daniel."
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They had Peter and John brought before them and began to
question them: "by what power or what name did you do this?"
Then Peter, filled with the Holy Spirit, said to them:
"Rulers and elders of the people! If we are being called to
account to day for an act of kindness shown to a cripple and
are asked how he was healed, then know this, you and all the
people of Israel: It is by the name of Jesus Christ of
Nazareth, whom you crucified by whom God raised from the
dead, that his man stands before you healed. He is 'the stone
you builders rejected, which has become the capstone.'
Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other
name under heaven given to men by which we must be saved." -Acts 4:7
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