HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Do you know what a woman is called who knows where her
husband is 24 hours a day/seven days a week?
She's called a widow!
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A popular topic in the joke community is the relationship
(or lack thereof) between marriage partners. The world is
full of broken relationships, and it often contains ample
advice on how to mend them.
Instead of offering you a large list of pointers, I'd rather
help you discover the only person I know who can help.
His name is Jesus, and He created our ability to relate. He
has also given us the ability to establish healthy, loving
relationships, a fact for which I am very grateful!
Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life
for his friends. A friend loves at all times... A man that
hath friends must shew himself friendly.
-John 15:26, Proverbs 17:17, Proverbs 18:24
The key to healthy relationships involves "laying down" your
life, or personal desires, ambitions, etc., in order to see and place the needs of others above your self.
Not only did Jesus provide us with this advice, He also set
the best example by purchasing our freedom from sin through
His death on the cross-the same death we deserve because of
our debt of sin.
If you need help healing your relationships, I recommend
you ask Jesus. He's the only one who can give you the
ability, desire, and strength to cast aside your self
for others.
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