HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
When my son was young, he once asked me "Daddy, what is that
white stuff falling on the ground?"
I answered him, "That's hail, son."
He was quiet for a minute and then said, "I don't like hail,
I believe in Jesus."
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Do you believe in Jesus?
Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also
in me. In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not
so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again,
and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye
may be also. And whither I go ye know, and the way ye know. Thomas saith
unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can
we know the way? Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the
truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by
me. If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also:
and from henceforth ye know him, and have
seen him. -John 14:1
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