HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Coming out of church recently, Mrs. Smith asked her
husband, "Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her
hair?"
"I didn't notice," admitted Mr. Smith.
"And that dress Mrs. Davis was wearing," continued Mrs.
Smith, "Really, don't tell me you think that's the
proper outfit for a mother of two."
"I'm afraid I didn't notice that either," said Mr. Smith.
"Oh, for heaven's sake," snapped Mrs. Smith. "A lot of
good it does you to go to church!"
For we dare not make ourselves of the number, or compare
ourselves with some that commend themselves: but they
measuring themselves by themselves, and comparing themselves
among themselves, are not wise. -2 Corinthians 10:12 Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day in your email automatically!
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