HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A boss was complaining in his staff meeting that he wasn't
getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local
sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss."
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that
someone had taped a note to the sign that said, "Your wife
called, she wants her sign back!"
But I would have you without carefulness. He that is
unmarried careth for the things that belong to the Lord, how
he may please the Lord: but he that is married careth for
the things that are of the world, how he may please his wife.
There is difference also between a wife and a virgin. The
unmarried woman careth for the things of the Lord, that she
may be holy both in body and in spirit: but she that is
married careth for the things of the world, how she may
please her husband.
And this I speak for your own profit; not that I may cast a
snare upon you, but for that which is comely, and that ye
may attend upon the Lord without distraction.
-1 Corinthians 7:32
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