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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESWhen I recently arrived at a very popular restaurant, I was dismayed to find it very crowded. Going up to the hostess I asked, "Will it be long?" Ignoring me, the hostess continued writing in her reservations book. Thinking she had possibly not heard me the first time, I decided to ask again. "How much time is the wait for a table?" Looking up from her book, the hostess smiled and said "About ten minutes. We will inform you when your table is ready." A short time later, I heard an announcement over the
intercom system, "Willette B. Long... Willette B. Long, your
table is ready."  How long wilt thou forget me, O LORD? for ever? how long wilt thou hide thy face from me? How long shall I take counsel in my soul, having sorrow in my heart daily? How long shall mine enemy be exalted over me? Consider and hear me, O LORD my God: lighten mine eyes, lest I sleep the sleep of death; lest mine enemy say, I have prevailed against him; and those that trouble me rejoice when I am moved. But I have trusted in thy mercy; my heart shall rejoice in
thy salvation. I will sing unto the LORD, because he hath
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