HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Did you realize...

Everyday you beat your own previous record for the number of consecutive days you've stayed alive? **********************************************************

This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Save now, I beseech thee, O LORD: O LORD, I beseech thee, send now prosperity. Blessed be he that cometh in the name of the LORD: we have blessed you out of the house of the LORD. God is the LORD, which hath shewed us light...

Thou art my God, and I will praise thee: thou art my God, I will exalt thee. O give thanks unto the LORD; for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever. -Psalms 118:24